1. lycoteuthis:

    learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

    like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

    (via barack-obottm)

    1 day ago  /  23,003 notes  /  Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs

  2. partycrocanthem:

    the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

    (via d0nn0)

    1 day ago  /  271,848 notes

  3. unclefather:

    dekutree:

    the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

    yea well i wanna see a tity 

    (via burgerkid)

    1 day ago  /  117,367 notes  /  Source: dekutrickortreat

  4. timeywimeyhobbit:

    why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

    (via i-literally-cant-with-the-feels)

    1 day ago  /  651,203 notes  /  Source: timeywimeyhobbit

  5. diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

    diamoncls:

    I FUCKED UP

    (via d0nn0)

    1 day ago  /  94,553 notes  /  Source: diamoncls

  6. superwholock-fallen-angel:

    assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    toastdurr:

    wallabyvvay:

    dancelilithdance:

    toastdurr:

    ironicbaking:

    toastdurr:

    "ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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    i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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    omg hi

    WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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    uhhhhhhh

    thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

    wtf is going on

    Now it’s a post about cuties

    (via couldhavebeenpunk)

    1 day ago  /  517,573 notes  /  Source: ghostoat

  7. awesomephilia:

    i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

    (via sniffing)

    1 day ago  /  421,640 notes  /  Source: dutchster

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  9. soudachi:

    shoujogenre:

    soudachi:

    okay tumblr its time for a guessing game

    first cluuueee is something blue

    THE TARDIS

    ITS NOT THE TARDIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHOVIAN

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    1 day ago  /  159,841 notes  /  Source: soudachi

  10. dutchster:

    *walks out of wifi range*
    let’s go home

    (via greed)

    1 day ago  /  155,192 notes  /  Source: dutchster