1. despairnaegami:


    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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  2. kiodi:

    my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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  3. fruitpacks:

    meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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  4. dandylyingwishes:

    I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

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  5. yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying


    ppl in africa are dying

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  6. burgerkid:



    Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

    His mummy.

    i lost 10 followers already

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  8. thepotterwholockian:







    Ok everybody…..I have this great new idea for a blockbuster movie series…..picture this…..dystopian future…….and teenagers…….

    oh and to spice it up
    heterosexual couples

    who are white people

    who are also all conventionally thin and attractive and able-bodied

    AND GET THIS. The main character is this girl, right who..

    is caught in a LOVE TRIANGLE. LIKE WHAT?!


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  9. dirtlord:

    okay so like ….forest goth

    -live in the forest

    -dark, earthy tones such as burgundy and swamp green

    -lil’ pins with foxes and bunnies

    -keeping the goth vibe with a lot of well blended black, brown and yellow eye shadow and eyeliner

    -baggy cardigans that look like they’ve been torn a bit by animals

    -leaves in ur hair

    -everyone you know is a wolf or other forest animal

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